School
Daze
It
was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving
gifts from her students. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it,
held it overhead, and said “I bet know what it is. Flowers.” “That’s right,”
the boy said. “But how did you know?”. “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
The
next pupil was the candy shop owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift
overhead, shook it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.”
“That’s right, but how did you know?” asked the girl. “Oh, just a lucky guess,”
said the teacher.
The
next gift was from the son of the Liquor store owner. The teacher held the
package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the lekage with her
finger and licked it. “Is it wine?” she asked. “No,” the boy replied, with some
excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the
lekage to her tongue. “Is it champagne?” she asked. “No,” the boy replied, with
more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, “I give up,
what is it?.” With the great happines, the boy replied,”It is a puppy!”
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